if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
Best TV show ever.
I don’t want my thighs to touch.
I want bracelets to be loose on my wrists.
I want my hipbones to stick out.
I want my stomach to be flat.
I don’t want my legs to jiggle.
I want to look cute in skirts and shorts and dressers.
I want to be able to wear a belt around my waist and look small.
u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up
I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can